THE_ACQUIRER // DEAL_PIPELINE_V1
SYS_STANDBY

The Acquirer: Every Target, Start to Signature.

One target list, four stages — source, screen, model, underwrite. Each stage feeds the next, so a company gets typed once and carries all the way through to the LOI. Then compare every target on the list side by side, because the real decision is which of these twelve, not scoring one in isolation. All offline, all on this page.

Your Deal Box
Standing criteria — the same for every target on the roster. Everything below this card is per target.
① Source — the target's operating facts
entered once, carried everywhere
The numbers you pull off the business itself. Every later stage reads from here.
② Screen — pre-LOI quick-look
price + culture + budget fit
Valuation and budget fit compute from Stage ① and your deal box. Add the soft signals here — they are the ones that kill an integration.
Leave Glassdoor and NPS blank if you have no read yet — the cultural axes are dropped from the score rather than counted as zero.
③ Model — capital allocation on the computed offer
not the asking price
The deal costs more than the purchase price. Model what it actually takes to own and integrate this business, against what it throws off.
You still own the business at the end of the horizon. Leave the exit multiple blank and it assumes you sell at the same multiple you bought at — no multiple expansion, which is the honest default.
④ Underwrite — the real property, if the deal carries any
optional stage
Most operating businesses come with a building — bought with it, or offered separately by the same owner. Underwrite it as its own deal.
Owner-occupied? Use the market rent the operating business would otherwise pay — that is the rent the building actually earns.
Every number is computed here, in this file. Nothing is sent anywhere.
Set your deal box, add a target, and click Run Pipeline.

Disclaimer

This is not legal advice. This tool is software, not a law firm, and using it creates no attorney–client relationship. Anything it produces is a draft for your own review, not a filing prepared or reviewed by a lawyer. Laws, court rules, filing formats and deadlines vary by jurisdiction and change over time, and a missed deadline can end a claim permanently. Have a licensed attorney in your jurisdiction review anything before you file it, sign it, or send it.